
Sometimes You Have to Work on Christmas (Sometimes) [radio edit]
Release history
- KJV Bonus Material (2025)
Alternate version of
Lyrics
A studio apartment in a dull part of Seattle,
a strand of lights suspended by a thumbtack in the drywall.
The restaurants are closed.
So are the record shops, the banks, and bars, and Bartell Drugs,
and so’s the half-price bookstore.
But the movies are always open,
and I always have to open.
A repertory movie house where life is not so wonderful
for 15 soggy patrons who have no better place to be,
not to mention me.
I’m working for a holiday wage.
My family is two time zones away; I’m supposed to call them.
My vodka and snow is melting.
The alcohol isn’t helping.
Sometimes you have to work on Christmas, sometimes
you have to work on Christmas, sometimes
you gotta work on Christmas.
I doubt I’ll miss this.
There’s an artificial tree blinking in the lobby,
sitting on the coffee table, yeah.
Strangers and spare-changers stand in line
like poor relations at some kind of sad reunion,
and I’m selling the tickets.
They come in out of the weather
for Christmas alone together.
Sometimes you have to work on Christmas, sometimes
you have to work on Christmas, sometimes
you have to work on Christmas.
I doubt I’ll miss this next year.
Sometimes you have to work on Christmas, sometimes
you gotta work on Christmas, sometimes
you have to work on Christmas.
I doubt I’ll miss this at all.
Notes
- The radio edit is approximately 40 seconds shorter than the original.
- The filename in the KJV Bonus Material (“02_Sometimes_You_Have_To_Work_On_Xmas_(Sometimes)_Radio_Edit.wav”) implies an unknown “album” on which this edit was track 2.