Benjamin J. Exworthy Corporate Anthem
Recorded
Lyrics
Benjamin Exworthy checks
on the progress of
a super-ball collection he maintains
over 50,000 strongBenjamin Exworthy flexes
his elbow, lifts a shot
of Maker’s Mark, which he then drainsStarts a little company
computer games for secretaries
you hang a shingle and watch it grow from thereDon’t bug me with particulars
I’m polishing lenticulars
“A call from RealNetworks, sir”
Now he’s a fuckin’ millionaire, woo!He’s Benjamin Ex
he signs all the checks
his [?????] is good and sturdy
He’s Benjamin Ex
he loves havin’ sex
especially if it’s dirty
He’s Benjamin Ex
he’ll freely confess
he’s more than a little nerdy
He’s Benjamin Ex
He’s Benjamin Ex
He’s Benjamin J. Exworthy!
References
- In 2004, Exworthy sold his company GameHouse to RealNetworks for $35.6 million.WP
Notes
- Originally released in 2013 on a USB drive of bonus tracks distributed with some pre-orders of Sean Nelson’s solo album, Make Good Choices.
- This song was the result of Exworthy’s winning bid on the “Harvey Danger Writes Your Theme Song” package in Strangercrombie 2004, The Stranger’s annual charity auction.