(The) Harvey Danger Database

Spank the Whipple, Hüsker Dü, and early R.E.M.
She said she couldn’t live without them
All she wanted was a best friend
She’d do anything to get them

Barlow solo, Sebadoh, The Pixies, Lync, and Low
She wore their T-shirts, never missed a show
All she wanted was a best friend
She’d do anything to get them…

But she was a show
There were some things she said we couldn’t know
She dwelled at night, Soho
She locked her loft; she had a secret

But don’t tell anybody…
Don’t tell anybody…
Please don’t tell anybody
About my Paul McCartney CDs

All she wanted was a best friend
She’d do anything to get them
But she was a show
There were some things we couldn’t know
She dwelled at night, Soho
She locked her loft; she had a secret