
Woolly Muffler
Recorded June 1996
Release history
Credits
- Written by Harvey Danger, © But Mom I Love Music (ASCAP)
- Aaron: bass, acoustic guitar (intro)
- Jeff: guitars, acoustic guitar (intro)
- Sean: lead vocal, harmonies
- Evan: drums, tambourine
Lyrics
All I ever wanted to be was a woolly muffler on your naked neck
Double-wrap me when it’s cold
But you pulled a little tight just now
and I’m afraid I feel a chokehold coming on
I’m afraid I feel a chokehold coming on
All I ever thought we might come to
was second dates and flirting eyebrows
or maybe even psychic friends
And we could share a secret language
and almost definitely make more of it than it was
But everyone around us would know
everyone watching would know
This is not a walk with walking wounded
Here’s the ball, here’s the pole, now where’s the tether
where’s the tether?
Hands can grow together if you’re not careful or grateful or whatever
and I never much cared much too much
to begin with
I will not take your possibilities under my care
I will not see you on the bus
You want me to hold your hand
It’s a courtship I can’t stand
And here I thought you were crying because you were happy
But no—no no no no no no no
Friends will turn against you
People disappoint you every time
So if you’ve got greatness in you would you do us all a favor
and keep it to yourself?
Keep it. Keep it to yourself
A labored expat fantasy:
Quit your job and move away with me
Oh, what bliss it would be to pretend we never met
I’m elated now
I’m elated now
I’m elated now
Quotes
Sean: The "labored expat fantasy" sequence began life in a very old song called "Ignore Me"; both songs from the largely unconvincing you-don't-love-me-so-I-don't-care school; I really love the denseness of the guitar when the song gets loud, an outgrowth, if I'm not much mistaken, of Jeff's secret desire to be in a My Bloody Valentine tribute guitarchestra.10A
Aaron: Jeff and I sat in front of a single stereo mic with two acoustic guitars to record a backing track for the opening verses.10A
Sean: A Canadian A&R representative once described the "narrative" of this song as "confusing." Fair enough.P&F